David Bowie

"I'm David Bowie" is all I can hear when I think about him. Thanks, Flight of the Conchords

Jennifer Lopez

Hm. She still looks pretty good. But her movies...

Tom Green

This guy never was very funny. Why was he popular again? And also, how did he con Drew Barrymore into marrying him?

Billy Crystal

TO BLAVE!

Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil actually graduated from my university. Weird.

Whitney Houston

AND IIIIIIIIIIYEEEIIIIIIIEEEYYIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS BE CRAZY REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT I HAVE EYEBROWS.

Okay, maybe I need to work on the meter there.

Corey Feldman

The guy already looks so weird, I was hesitant to remove his eyebrows, but then I remembered to aspire to glory.

Also, what's up with those porcupine sprigs coming out the side of his head? And does anyone actually do that peace sign anymore?

P.S. I'm posting this post on 10/10/10 at 10:10 AM. How awesome is that?