John Mayer

Your eyebrows are a wonderland.

Kristen Wiig

Been watching SNL recently, and why not take her eyebrows off?

Robert Pattinson

I had to use the big brush on this guy. So much eyebrow.

Tim Daly

Okay, so I was watching Dracula: Dead and Loving It today on Netflix (on the Wii!) and the guy who played this guy's brother in the show, Wings was in it. So I was all "I need to de-eyebrow that guy."

Ryan Gosling

I don't think I've ever seen a movie with him in it, anyway. I just remember his name because it's so goose-like.

Liv Tyler

I was going to de-eyebrow her dad, but he barely had any eyebrows, and what he had was all wrinkly and coked out.

Peyton Manning

My sister loves this guy. She calls his team "Peyton and Pals."