Morgan Freeman

Morgan's career wouldn't be affected at all by not having eyebrows. I mean, you don't need eyebrows to narrate EVERYTHING.

Luke Wilson

Um, well this is Luke Wilson.

Michael Cera

Well, I'm going to see Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World tonight. I hope that this guy is a little less weak sauce than he normally is in his movie.  What's that movie where Michael Cera acts like an awkward, quiet and shy teenager again?

Michael C. Hall

Dexter is one of the best shows on TV today, and it made me really sad when I heard that he had had cancer. I can hardly wait to get season 4 on DVD!

Jamie Lee Curtis

You've done pretty well in Hollywood for a hermaphrodite! Also, True Lies was probably your best movie.

Sam Worthington

Avatar, Clash of the Titans, and now Celebrities Without Eyebrows.  Looks like you're moving up in the world, Sam!

Barack Obama

Yeah, this guy certainly wouldn't have gotten elected without eyebrows.

Billy Mays

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE DELUXE EYEBROW REMOVER. ONLY $19.95!

BILLY MAYS ONLY USES CAPS LOCK BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

Shark Week Day 7!

Jeff Lieberman is the host of Time Warp, which is one of my favorite new Discovery Channel shows.

Shark Week is over, folks. Thanks, Discovery Channel for making so many fantastic shows!

Shark Week Day 6!

Steve Irwin was an amazing man who wrestled many crocs. But I wrestled his eyebrows away from him!

Shark Week Day 5!

Tory had some big fat eyebrows until today!

Shark Week Day 4!

You know, photoshopping eyebrows is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Shark Week Day 3!

It's sad that he's dead, but now he's immortalized in Celebs Without Eyebrows.

Shark Week Day 2!

Kari definitely looks funky without eyebrows. I'm totally excited about Shark Week still, guys!

Shark Week!!!!!

In honor of Discovery Channel's Shark Week, I'm biting off the eyebrows of Discovery Channel's biggest stars!

CHOMP! Bear is awesome, by the way. I love Man Vs. Wild.

Ben Affleck

Geez, what a douche. Also, Daredevil was really bad.

Shakira

Her hips may not lie, but her eyebrows can tell a tall tale or two!

Brad Pitt

I think he used his eyebrows as a crutch for his entire career.  Oh, and acting I guess.

Robin Williams

He's so hairy normally! Seeing him without just seems...wrong. Really wrong.

Michael Jackson

HEE-HEE!

Jet Li

Someone chopped his eyebrows off!

Kal Penn

Okay, his death in House was one of the worst plot devices I've seen in a long time. Just completely random suicide! He could have been fired or quit or SOMEthing.

Lindsay Lohan

[Insert Lindsay Lohan jail joke here.]

Tim Allen

Buzz! BUZZ (his eyebrows off)!!

Ryan Reynolds

Is anyone else super excited about the Green Lantern movie?! I love origin stories!

Rosie O'Donnell

Yeesh...at least she's not doing that square "smile" she does in this photo.

John Leguizamo

Oh Tybalt! A plague on both your eyebrows!!

Katy Perry

Eh, I didn't look at her face TOO much anyway.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

So I saw Inception, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt's crazy hallway fight was one of the coolest scenes I've seen in a movie in a long time. So I decided to plant an idea in his mind...

"You will shave your eyebrows."

Albert Einstein

Well, Albert Einstein looks slightly sillier without his eyebrows. Just slightly.

Ellen Page

I'm totally excited to see Inception, but I think my favorite Ellen Page movie is still Hard Candy. Also, eyebrows really have helped her career, I think. I mean, look at this.

Mel Gibson

They may take our lives, but they will never take our...EYEBROWS!

Well, yes they will.

Mos Def

I really liked him in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy even though he was a departure from what I was expecting. Also, he kind of has some big eyebrows. Well, had anyway.

Christopher Meloni

Well of course there's a Law & Order: Special Victims Unit marathon on today (as most days), so I thought I would make Stabler's forehead just a little longer.

Stephen Colbert

Stephen, you are great. Your show is one of my favorites on TV. Like...seriously. "The Word" is an amazing segment.
Also, you are now missing your eyebrows!

Steve Carell

Saw Despicable Me last night. It was a pretty good movie, but I think Carell kind of overdid it with the accent. In the movie, he's a master criminal, so I figured I could pull a heist myself! I swiped his eyebrows.

Tony Shalhoub

I was watching an all day marathon of "Monk" yesterday, and so I thought "why not remove Monk's eyebrows?"
At least I didn't just take one off. That'd be awful for the "defective detective" to see.

Jessica Simpson

Jessica, you looked really good in Dukes of Hazzard, but not so much without your brows.

Drew Barrymore

She looks just a little more like her very first co-star, E.T.

Ashton Kutcher

Well, he's funny lookin'.

Jennifer Connelly

This lady is probably one of my favorite actresses to look at, and I think it's mostly in the eyebrows. Also, do her eyes kind of look lopsided now?!

Will Ferrell

Hey, Will Ferrell! You look funny without eyebrows! Just thought you'd like to know.

Jeff Goldblum

Well, it's Independence Day, so I thought I would abduct the eyebrows of someone who was in the movie! I had already done Will Smith, so I went with my favorite actor in the movie instead of the star.

Daniel Tosh

I was just watching Daniel Tosh's "Completely Serious," and the guy is just awesome. I'm also a big fan of his show, Tosh.0.

Anyway, now he's lost his eyebrows!

Emile Hirsch

So I'm trying to read Into the Wild but I haven't been able to finish it. I did, however, finish another movie of Emile's, Speed Racer. It's so colorful and awesome!!

Jim Carrey

Watching the second Ace Ventura movie right now. Thought I would 'shoop his eyebrows off.

Last Day of June!

Vincent D'Onofrio is the final celebrity birthday for this month. You know, I didn't realize he was in Full Metal Jacket until I was looking up images for this!  Happy birthday Vincent! Maybe for your birthday, someone will offer you a role that isn't some weirdo. Then again, without eyebrows, you'll probably still be getting weird guy roles.

Richard Lewis

I'm sure you get this all the time, Mr. Lewis, but you look just like Jon Stewart. Anyway, happy birthday!

John Cusack

Happy Birthday, John! Maybe you'll be holding your birthday cake over your head while Peter Gabriel sings "Happy Birthday?"

Tobey Maguire

Spiderman would be able to get his mask off and on easier without eyebrows, I think! Happy birthday Tobey.

By the way, Spiderman is the intellectual property of Marvel Comics and I am in no way affiliated with him except that I like the movies (except the 3rd one. I mean, come on, emo Parker? What were they thinking?).