Roseanne Barr

She probably talked her eyebrows off with that shrill voice of hers. Or verbally abused them away.

Julia Stiles

I never noticed her eyebrows until I removed them. I guess you don't know what you got 'til it's gone.

Russell Crowe

He always looks so angry, even without eyebrows.

Fiona Apple

I adore this woman's voice. Amazing. Also, she looks a little silly without her eyebrows.

Shaquille O'Neal

For such a huge guy, he has some really small eyebrows.

Sean Penn

Duuuuude, where'd your eyebrows go?

Also, does his head look really, really big to you guys? It does to me. I mean really big. Like "I feel sorry for his mom's uterus" big.

Justin Timberlake

I give up. There's no way I'm going to find a picture of this guy with his shirt on. It's like I'm doing "Naked Celebrities Week" ("Naked Celebrities" is totally going to boost my viewership).